Police Blotter: Homeowner Witnesses Man Without Pants Defecating on His Porch

Police said another intoxicated man "covered in mud and leaves" was found walking in the street at about 7 a.m.

Elmhurst police reported two arrests for public intoxication on Sunday, Aug. 5.

Police arrested a man whose name they did not release and charged him with public intoxication after he defecated on the front porch of an undisclosed residence at 9:07 a.m. Aug. 5. Police received a call for a suspicious person not wearing pants, and they found the subject lying in the fetal position with no pants on. The complainant told police the man had no pants on from the moment he saw him on his porch; he also witnessed him defecating. The man was taken to Elmhurst Memorial Hospital by medics due to his "high level of intoxication." In addition to public intoxication, he was charged with disorderly conduct for "befouling another's property." He was released on I-bond.


Michael A. Carreno, 29, 240 N. Oak Lawn Apt. 2, Elmhurst, was arrested and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest after police received a call about an intoxicated subject wandering around the 500 block of Fay at 6:52 a.m. Aug. 5. Police saw Carreno, who was "covered in mud and leaves, walking in the middle of the street. Medics were called due to his "high level of intoxication." When they arrived, Carreno attempted to leave and resisted officers as they tried to take him into custody. He was taken to Elmhurst Memorial Hospital and later released on I-bond.

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Wash Woman August 08, 2012 at 05:33 PM
"...they found the subject lying in the fetal position ...". Don't you mean FECAL position?
Karen Chadra August 08, 2012 at 05:56 PM
I have a call in to the PD for another matter, I'll see if I can get an answer for you.
Joseph Richard snodgrass August 08, 2012 at 07:34 PM
wow just wow
Jeff K August 09, 2012 at 06:07 PM
paris dione August 11, 2012 at 12:11 AM
This guy needs to report to westernstate hospital for mental patients who perform as he did and throw the key away. what if his kids or somebody elses kid saw him. Disgraceful conduct


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