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Man Standing Naked In Middle Of Elmhurst Street Blames God: Cops

The naked man was wearing a sock, police said. On his foot.

The man was wearing a sock. Credit: Joseph Hosey
The man was wearing a sock. Credit: Joseph Hosey
A naked man standing in the middle of an Elmhurst Street blamed God for his predicament, police said.

Police did not disclose which street the man was supposedly standing in the middle of but did say they found him there about 4:30 p.m. Thursday.

Officers "responded with medics for a male standing naked in the middle of the street wearing only a sock on his foot," police said. "He stated he was out getting some sun because God told him to do so."

The police kept secret what they did with the naked man but labeled a report detailing the incident an "ambulance assist," so he was presumably put into an ambulance.

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Faust May 13, 2014 at 07:06 AM
Wow. Wish I would have stumbled upon this. I'd like to know more about the sock. Was it on his foot?
Auroran May 20, 2014 at 09:50 AM
@Faust: Yes, apparently, it was. I find it interesting that they felt the need to put in the report that it was on his foot. Like they thought someone might have imagined it being worn somewhere else. (Oh, how the mind does tend to wander at that thought!)

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