Intoxicated, Shampoo-Drinking Man Crashes Shopping Carts at Elmhurst Kmart: Cops

An Elmhurst man was apparently drinking more than just shampoo, police said.

A bottle  of shampoo. Credit: Joseph Hosey
A bottle of shampoo. Credit: Joseph Hosey
An Elmhurst man crashed his shopping cart into the carts of Kmart shoppers at the Route 83 superstore Saturday afternoon, police said.

An Elmhurst police officer was sent over to the Kmart shortly after 1:30 p.m. to check on a "possible intoxicated subject hitting customers' shopping carts with his shopping cart," police said.

When the officer got there, he reportedly found 38-year-old Paul Marciniak of 138 Fellows Court.

Marciniak was "located and found to be drinking shampoo out of the bottle," police said.

Marciniak was "transported to Elmhurst hospital, where he was charged with disorderly conduct and possession of open alcohol," police said. "He was then released on bond."

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Idont Givitout February 12, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Faust, did you mean permeate instead of perforate? Yes it can permeate, if if perforates then you are doing something wrong!!! Ouch!!!!
Faust February 12, 2014 at 01:11 PM
I may have, but both sound interesting.
Faust February 12, 2014 at 01:17 PM
"Pierce and make a hole or holes in". I very well have meant perforate, as this processes reminded me of a Svitzer valve. Either way, I'm giving it a shot tonight.
Idont Givitout February 12, 2014 at 02:27 PM
I personally have not tried but it was validated on a Howard Stern show a few years back. His intern soaked in a glass full and definitely got hammered


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