The things you gotta do to get some sleep around here.
Or
Where's Waldo?

You'll never find me now!... oh no! I have to sneeze! ahhhhh I'm busted

Pick me! Pick me!!

Everyone hold your breath!

Now, is everybody ready for story time?

I suppose you are wondering why I called this meeting.

"Get these stuffed things OFF MY BED!!"

Where in the world am I, and where is the rest of my catnip?!

I'm going incognito!

"That's right...I'm top cat in the cuddliest gang in the city!"

If I stay very still they won't find me, and they'll HAVE to cancel that vet appointment!

Let's Learn...
"Habitat is not only a place that animals choose to live and hunt, but is also a place to assemble and establish a sense of territory. As far as cats are concerned, they are social animals and live in prides (pack of 15-40). Each pride has 1-4 dominant male lions leading it and several lionesses and cubs."

I'm the only one that purrs.

I Spy a kitty.

Spotted: A native catolescent tries to fit in.

I don't know where the real cat is.

Who are you calling "stuffed animal"???

"This isn't what it looks like..."

Just hangin' out with my peeps.

I almost got away with it, but that damm pink bear gave me away!

Which one sheds ?

"OK, fellow felines, help me keep these bears at bay!"

I'm the good looking one!

I wonder what these other cats did to upset the owner that took them to the taxedermy.

"I'm hiding from the Crazy Cat Lady!"

Many of my friends are hypo-allergenic.

I'm singing "Memory" for my audition, how about you?

They all look friendly enough, but none of them are responding when I talk!

Bob wondered why all his dates never ended the way he'd like. He spent so much time on bedroom decor!