Add a Punchline to Our Kangaroo Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Teegan Jones, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Cow Hospital cartoon:
I'm sorry we don't accept your H-M-MOO insurance.
GlockG22Shoots40s
8:14 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
My Australian Hybrid literally jumps off the line, how's yours?
L W Sagan
8:55 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"That's the problem with touring the Fosters Brewery...I mean, using kangaroos to transport us is a stroke of genius, but by the time we get to the sampling everything tastes too hoppy."
L W Sagan
9:03 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"I've always wanted a womb with a view"
forget me
10:03 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
lmao
L W Sagan
9:18 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"...and of course, my name's Joey."
Joe Kenny
9:44 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
You idiot, I said I wanted two new couches.
SMaxwell
10:25 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"These dates for the Bachelor are getting more and more ridiculous!" said Joey.
Jo Ella Day
10:53 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Honey, there's GOT to be a better way to save money on transportation!
Warren
10:59 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
We must have been switched at Perth
Oswego Resident
11:36 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"Hop in the sack, you said?"
"Not really what I had in mind"
Babs
1:00 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
That was a really good one.
Ice Man
12:13 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
My attorney can out-jump yours...
L W Sagan
2:37 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"So, you operate a dating service for marsupials owned by shady lawyers?" "Yes, I told you.....I run a Kangaroo Court".
ALLEN CALVIN SR
3:15 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"We've been here long enough, let's bounce."
lweborg
3:35 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Don't blame me, I voted for Romney.
Logansdad
3:53 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
They go 5mph. Just think of all the gas we can save.
shorewoodmike
6:03 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
This new type of transportation has its up and downs.
K2
6:29 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Hi Nancy .
Hi Harry .
Bob McQuillan
8:48 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
With the price of gas, I'm glad to see hitchhiking is back.
Dave Hietschold Jr.
8:39 am on Thursday, February 21, 2013
"Pouch" Drunk Love!
Amy Hietschold
8:40 am on Thursday, February 21, 2013
Omg. Too funny!!
Kevin Fitzpatrick
10:11 am on Thursday, February 21, 2013
I think we better try to piece together exactly what happened last night.
Michael Shales
10:13 am on Thursday, February 21, 2013
I'm going to be out of pocket all afternoon.
L W Sagan
3:06 pm on Thursday, February 21, 2013
"When you said we we're getting sacked I thought we'd been fired!"
Ercie Berwick
3:03 pm on Sunday, April 7, 2013
I am sick of you! Get out of my life! Now hop to it!!!